27 Best Catholic Pick Up Lines: The Traditional, The Funny, and The Cheesy

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Catholic pick up lines definitely come with their own flair. Maybe you have a few good ones of your own, or maybe you are sitting there going “Wait, there are Catholic pick up lines?!”

Oh yes, young grasshopper. And not all of them are equal. That's why we've compiled this list of the best Catholic pick up lines for you! While you may have encountered a few classic, Christian pick up lines (we've all heard the fell from Heaven one!) Catholic pick up lines are a whole new level. If you're looking to blend your love of Catholicism with your love life, you've come to the right spot.

27 Best Catholic Pick Up Lines:

There's a lot of pick up lines to choose from than you might think! You have funny Catholic pick up lines, traditional Catholic pick up lines, cheesy Catholic pick up lines . . . you name it! Today for your enjoyment--and possibly your own future use--we have compiled a list of 27 good catholic pick up lines!

I took the liberty of polling my Catholic family and friends to hear the best phrases used on them and their ideas for how to impress that cutie praying in the Chapel by you. 

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9 Funny Catholic Pick Up Lines:

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When in doubt, a little humor can go a long way! A Catholic pick up line is a great opportunity to show off your unique sense of humor but also your knowledge of the Catholic faith! Chances are, these pick up lines will put a smile on your potential significant other's face and (hopefully!) help you score a date with them. At the very least, these pick up lines will make a fun first impression and definitely make your message stand out in their inbox (which is always a good thing).

  1. Call me a betrayer, but I’d pay thirty pieces of silver to greet you with a kiss! (Bonus points if you use this during Holy Week or Lent!)
  2. I’d like to cast a net over the other side and come up with you.
  3. Your hair is way nicer than a flock of goats. Just saying. (Any line from Song of Solomon would do nicely here, as well! Consider “thy nose is a white tower. . .”)
  4. I don’t care whether the red sea was parted or not--if you were on the other side, I’d cross it.
  5. Aren’t you a tall drink of Holy water! (Bonus points if you deliver this line right by the entry font!)
  6. God said to break bread together in memory of Him--would you join me for some Panera? (Or other bread-serving restaurant in your area.)
  7. Hey girl, is your name Eve? Because you’re the only woman on earth to me. (You could hand her an apple with this line!)
  8. I bet Noah would have paired us together on the Ark.
  9. My guardian angel thinks yours is cute! (or, "The Holy Spirit inspired me to tell you that you're cute!")

9 Cheesy Catholic Pick Up Lines:

Pick up lines are typically cheesy, but that's not such a bad thing! There's something endearing about a classically, cheesy pick up line, as long as you don't take yourself too seriously. These nine lines are all just the right amount of cheesy and they can make you stand out from the crowd. 

  1. I will be the Boaz to your Ruth. I won’t even make you scrounge through fields first.
  2. Is your name Grace? Because you’re amazing. (For best results, launch into singing the hymn for at least three verses.)
  3. I forgot my Rosary--can I use your fingers? (Make sure your Rosary isn’t sticking out of your pocket, or the jig is up! Bonus points if you manage to work in some wording about spending a "Joyful Mystery" with them, too!)
  4. I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I don’t have yours.
  5. You look like the answer to my St. Joseph novena!
  6. I heard you’re a gold-digger; I don’t want to brag, but I have some serious treasure in heaven, if you’re interested.
  7. I’m planning a corporal work of mercy--let me know when you are hungry or thirsty and I’ll be there!
  8. Do you pray the Rosary? Because I’d spend decades with you. (Who doesn't love Marian pick up lines?!)
  9. Jesus told us to go two by two and preach the good news. Want to pair up? (This one works best at an event like a Bible study or volunteering activity!)
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9 Good Traditional Catholic Pick Up Lines:

These are for the hardcore, single Catholics who want to bring their pick up lines to the next level!

If you find someone who not only understands but also appreciates these pick up lines...there's a very good chance you will have just found your future spouse!

  1. Want to play “guess each other’s Confirmation Saint name with me?” (Brigid of Ireland is always a good bet!)
  2. Let’s go swing dancing! (Every Catholic Newman center is connected with a swing dance group, right?)
  3. Oh look, a rose! You know what that means… (Saint Therese’s signs, anyone? This is a great one for St. Valentine's Day or Saint Therese's feast day.)
  4. You must go to Latin Mass, because your form is extraordinary.
  5. Ten kids along with that chapel veil would look great on you. (If that won't convince a woman she's called to the married life, what will?!)
  6. Boy, you can pull off that server’s robe like no other.
  7. So, do you come to this pew often? (Pair with a nonchalant lean on the back of the adjoining seat.)
  8. Are you from the book of Revelation? You’re clearly a divine vision!
  9. Dinner with me is a feast of obligation! (Or, "I've discerned that a dinner date is God's will for us tonight!")

None of those work? Try the Catholic Pick Up Line Song!

If none of the previous pick up lines were what you were looking for, fear not! There are plenty more to choose from.

Got Any Good Catholic Pick Up Lines Yourself?

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We want to hear them all! Join CatholicMatch and try them all out. You can create a profile for free and start meeting and mingling with other single Catholics right now! And, now armed with this awesome list, you already have plenty of high-quality content for sliding into someone DM's. 

I will simply close with this: if and when you try one of these Catholic pick up lines, let me know which work, which strikeout, and which get even snazzier comebacks. And, most importantly, which ones get you through to all 3 stages of dating!

Or, if someone has asked you out with a fantastic Catholic pick up line, tell us about it (especially if it worked). For science, you know; we need to see if these really are the best pick up lines out there.

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